WE ALL KNOW PAUL HAS A WAY WITH WORDS, HERE ARE A FEW OF HIS MOST MEMORABLE SAYINGS:
“ILL SHOVE AND ASS CORN UP HIS COB”
get off my bandwagon
running around like a rabbit with my head cut off
that tire is flatter than a door knob
jump out in front and bite you in the ass
hope they are not ticklers about it
They don’t know squat about diddly.
And now, finally, but not last...
When a forest falls in the trees and nobody's there then the tree really falls
Nobody knows who's supposed to be the chicken and who's supposed to be the egg.
I’ve got so much information that it’s coming out of my gourds
It’s just your lack of inexperience.
We’re not killing the chicken. We’re just giving it a haircut.
They’re thinking out of both sides of their ass.
Why put all your apples out where everyone can see them?
I pissed myself off.
Stood there like a deer with his headlights on.
It’s getting so hard to get anything done here that it’s a real amenity.
He doesn’t know the linear footage of feet.
It’s at the top of the pyramid and everybody wants the elephant in the room.
There’s a lawsuit that says the bird’s not a bird any more.
Put it in your bonnet and spin it around
You can do Gurgle searches. (GOOGLE)
That’s a tough nut to hoe
I think it fell through our crack
I earned my oats on that.
They treated us like weathered stepchildren
It’s like playing “Where’s Herman?” (WALDO)
Throw out the bath with the baby water.
That’s where you need to start doing your deuces
I was like a deer with spotlights on.
I want you expanding what you can and can’t do.
I go to meetings to stay on top of what’s on top of things.
We’re gonna crawl under every hole
What is May 31st? What month?
I was just running to catch my ass
I know I'm sounding like a dead record.
While the iron is hot, let's jump on it!
They made the best out of lemonade
don’t get your ass in a crack
This is high key.
We will have to shoot you if you tell us.
I say certain things and they don't register.
I'll be the last guy holding the totem pole
your shit ain’t flowing anywhere
I’m gonna gut punch his ass
I have so much shit going through my head that it could kill a cow.
You can grab the bull by the horns to a certain point
“DAZZLE ME THIS”
Great minds work great ways
strike like a butterfly
It’s a global world.
Apparently he's got us on our team
Just get in the embryo position
The sticky wheel gets the grease
Cussing like a fish
I’m not telling you to stick your head in the sand and wait for a rainy day
I just run down the trail until someone shoots a rabbit.
The ball is in their camp now!
He wants to pick my ear
open up that bag of worms
Do sleeping dogs lie?
I just want to put the bug in his head
It’s been a hole in my side
Like a sleeping dog calling the kettle black
There are some hoops I have to work up
asshole in the wood pile
high on my parade
green behind the ears
tip of my mind
so you are the caveat through which all this information is passing
throw a wrench in the cog of the wheel
calm her jets